Katy Perry kissed a girl and word is she liked it.

You know how every time you hear Katy Perry singing about how she kissed a girl, and you know, liked it there's always somebody who goes:

"She didn't really kiss a girl."

And then everybody is all

"Really? What a liar."

Or something like that.

Yeah, well, I've just gotten word. Turns out The Decemberists, in their track 'The Mariner's Revenge Song' the song opens with them singing:

"We are two mariners, our ships sole survivors."

When it's a known fact that lead singer Colin Meloy is not a mariner at all, but instead simply the lead singer of a folk rock band.

But that's not where the lies end in the song. Colin goes on to sing about how he ends up in the belly of a whale with man who he seeks to kill, and then he kills the guy.

Okay, well word on the blogosphere is that this is all lies. Some kind of fabricated "story" made up by Colin & the crew.

And if you think that made me mad wait until you find out about how on The Beatles track "I Want To Hold Your Hand" Paul & John didn't want to hold anybody's hand at all!